I just cut my nipple shaving
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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