I bet he comes in French.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
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drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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