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Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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