You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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