great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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