We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
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You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
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Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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