He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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