I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.