UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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