I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
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I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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