soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Who died my cat blue again?
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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