Pappa wants mamma naked
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
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random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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