Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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