talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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