i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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