Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
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Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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