Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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