Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
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i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
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It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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