i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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