How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
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Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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