i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
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He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
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True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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