people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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