you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I think your dad took our porno
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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