Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
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he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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