Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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