David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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