I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
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I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
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I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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