they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
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She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
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When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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