My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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