clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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