But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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