apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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