You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
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So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
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You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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