I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
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I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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