Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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