O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
barbara walters just said penis...
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
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I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.