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• (760): View more from California

  O no, u 2 are dating again?

  (503): View more from Oregon

  No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture

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• (650): View more from California

  barbara walters just said penis...

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.

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• (707): View more from California

  We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed

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• (315): View more from New York

  yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die

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• (716): View more from New York

  He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.

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