Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
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Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
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I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
It's so Britney 2007, you know?