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• (669): View more from California

  I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out

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  youve hit the jackpot

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?

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  Lol no its called college

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful

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