dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
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I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
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Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.