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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself

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  Is this the I'm gay speech?

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it

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• (845): View more from New York

  She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.

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• (343): View more from Ontario

  The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.

  (810): View more from Michigan

  family traditions my good sir

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was

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• (707): View more from California

  I woke up with your vibrator in my face

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.

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• (805): View more from California

  I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  It's so Britney 2007, you know?

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