When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
It's blow job season.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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