Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Randomize
