so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
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