Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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