grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I fucking hate vegan toaster pastries. You don't fuck with poptarts. It's like baseball...it's the backbone of american sport and you don't change it. Poptarts are the backbone of american fatasses and you don't just go changing them.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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