the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
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My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
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It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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