He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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