hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
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That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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