Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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