i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
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So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
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I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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