Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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