I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize