you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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