i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
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I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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