do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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