That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize
