Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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