I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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