I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
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omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
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Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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