we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
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Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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