I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I said "one day" and that day is not today
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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