This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
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i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
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who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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