apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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